Teach42

This picture is Disturbing/Terrible/Inappropriate/Fantastic.

No seriously! Lite means you won’t be dragin’ in the morning!

OK now we look old enough not to need ID.

It’s called beer and it really does turn people into monsters.

“… and the barman says ‘why the long face’! Geddit?”

or

“…Don’t worry, once he’s gone to post this on his blog we’ll break out the REAL booze”

or

“Why do you have a racoon on your head?”

:0D

“So, I see you’ve already puffed the magic dragon, but have you tried drinking some of this?”

I’ll trade you my golden egg for your Miller light!

Please don’t belch….please don’t belch!

I told you not to use your gums to open the bottle!

The dragon raises his head and stares across the table. He asks, “Know what goes good with chicken?” The chicken just stares blankly as the dragon licks his lips.

or

You tell him. No you tell him. No you tell him. No you tell him. I’m not telling him we used the beer bottle for that!!! He still might drink out of it. I don’t want to turn into dinner. We’re here for dinner!

Why didn’t you tell me it was dragon happy hour?!

It’s Miller Time in the nursery

OK, nursery school is now in session. How do you spell “a liquid we drink that comes in a bottle” Auhhh, L-i-t-e?

I think this is a poor representation of the parents. Alcohol should not be within reach of any child no matter what the age.

Hey Jake, if that’s your REAL name (the email address is fake)…..

Lighten up.

“Ok, now what?”
“Rock, paper, scissor for it?”
“On three…”

…Lighten up Jake! Anyway, it’s safer than a lead filled toy from China!

Chicken: So the guy sez to me, “Hey, Chicken, why did you cross the road?” Like I’ve never heard THAT one before.

Dude, slow down on those aquadots! You’re turning green and getting scales…gimme some of those…

“The chicks always get prettier at closing time.”

Yes, Puff, that’s right! The chicken DID come before the egg!

I’m just trying to live up to my dad’s reputation!

Okay dragon, I’ll drink the beer, but you have to chew on those toys from China. We’ll go on three - one - you ready? - two - don’t chicken out…

“Less Filling!!!!!”

I’d like to know who S. Sossin who posted on 11/08/2007 is, since I’m the only S.Sossin I know of..and it wasn’t me!