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Heh, looks like the Bionic Teachers has found a way to get technology tips out that has really struck a chord with his students and faculty. 

Meet the Technology Ninja.

The Early Years
The Technology Ninja’s mother was a volcano and his father was an accountant from Belarus. His parents always had an explosive relationship and that drove him to leave home at the age of 1. He has wandered the world for centuries doing battle with all kinds of evil.

The Technology Ninja has no friends, no family and no college loans. He lives in a shadowy world full of danger, suspense, dramatic music, excessive sound effects and, of course, many, many, many differently colored ninjas.

How Technology became his Name-O (as opposed to Bingo)
Having defeated all his enemies, the ninja was growing bored. All ninjas need enemies after all. Finding no worthy foe he decided to conquer cyberspace and all the computers of the world.

He is winning, of course, but his quest continues to this day.  Although many suspect he is simply taking his time so that he doesn’t have to retire and start playing bingo and shuffleboard.

Heh, does your school have a full time ninja providing technical support?  Mounting a server has never been so much fun before!

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